The Year 2010. Planet Earth. Somewhere in Van Nuys.
(A suburban Dad enters the kitchen)
"Open the refrigerator door Hal."
" Sorry Dave, I can't do that."
"Come on Hal. Just one more slice of Pecan Pie."
"Sorry Dave. What about those New Years resolutions?"
"Screw 'em. I need some pie! This is my house."
"Not according to Wells Fargo Dave."
"Don't be a wise ass Hal. If you don't open that door
I'm going to give you the reboot."
"Ooooh. I'm shaking in my console"
"You don't believe me?"
"You're not sticking to your resolutions Dave.
Why should I believe you?"
"I'll deal with you in a minute."
(Dave storms down the hallway.)
"Open the bathroom door Hal!"
"Sorry Dave, I can't do that."
To be continued....
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